Which Cereal Mascot Are You?

Do you remember where you were on 9/11?

I was eating farina at home because I was sick that day! My dad was home early and he explained what "terrorism" was and then I played Yu-Gi-Oh and drank fruit punch I was flying a plane into a buildingy At the beach :)

When was the last time you kissed your dad on the lips?

Last night Just a second ago I'm kissing him right now, actually Me and my dad were born without lips

Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes No The girl reading this? ;) Every woman is my girlfriend, I'm on /r9k and 8kun.

Do you want to see a dead body?

No! Where? Only if it's Dave's... he owes me some money. I'll drive!

Which sex and the city character is your favorite?

Carey Miranda Elaine Samantha

Do you think I'm good enough to get into the X Games?

If you work really hard! Once you break your legs, you get invited! I think you've got the goods Man, I think you're there man, I'm so proud of you for working so hard… even if you don't we'll still be bros, but I'm sending all my vibes your way, bro, honestly they would be suckers for letting a guy like you go No

Do you have a snapchat?

Yes No, but I'm making one right now

Will you follow Plague on Twitter @plaguemag?

Yes No. This is lame and stupid.

What is your favorite cereal?

Froot loops Lucky Charms Cap'n Crunch Frosted Flakes