Which Major Arcana Card Really Represents You?

Do you believe in aliens?

Space is a lie made up by the Democrats. Yes I actually am an alien, so... Of course I do, who else did 9/11?

Who controls the universe?

Yoni energies The big man, G O D I met him last time I did DMT and he said so himself. Whoever controlled NSYNC in the "It's Gonna Be Me" music video ISIS

Why is the sky like that?

It is sad so it is blue, just like Sadness in Pixar's Inside Out Something science-y like lightwave shifts? Not too sure but I'm sure there's an empiracally grounded explanation. Bob Ross painted it that way It's black with the smoke of the Twin Towers, oh my GOD! Not again!

Would you rather:

Spend a year on a submarine Spend a year on a sailboat Rip my toenails off, one by one, collecting them in a jar for my lover's dowry. Spend a night at the Twin Towers right before 9/11/01 happens that way I could warn everyone and it doesn't happen and then I stay in the building so there's at least one casualty and I'm remembered as an hero.

What scares you the most?

The war on Christmas imposed on us (good, God-fearing Christians) by them (Libtards) All my student loans... I imagine there's a bounty over my head now. What if... the real lizard people are those NYSYNC guys? 9/11 2: The Squeakquel