Change is Afoot! Are You Excited or What?
What's your job on the Plague commune?
Smallest dick in commune (helps other guys' self esteem as a form of emotional labor)
Smallest dick in commune (can reach places bigger dicks cannot)
Giver of sloppy toppy
Guy with no hands but he can "still do a lot”
Shitty magician who also vapes, sometimes
Favorite summer holidays
7th of July (Resurrection of the Constitution)
Memorial Day 2
National Updog Day
Nathan’s (lesser known) Shrimp and Mustard Eating Contest
Weed is legal! What’s next?
Simpsons is next…
Joe Biden will reference r/notTimandEric
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard will play a marathon 72 hour set in Washington Square Park
Changes to the NYC Public School curriculum for ‘22-23
Student’s will do a little bit of "trolling"
Pizza Stick Friday is also on Tuesdays now
“Garfield Day” (lasagna on Mondays)
Drinking before driving (not in tandem, just age-wise)
They’re teaching HS Seniors how to do the shocker this year
Insane Clown Posse Lore
Properly Reselling on DePop (for girlies) and Grailed (for the boys)