FOR HIRE: Billy Smith

Hey all you guys, gals, and children! My name is Billy Smith and I’m the hitman for kids! Hire me if you’re an adult looking to kill a kid, a kid looking to kill an adult, or even just to hang out! I’m down for whatever, seriously. My hits are “by kids, for kids,” just like Kidz Bop.

Previous experience: I used to be a kid, so I know how they think! Special discount rates for clients and/or targets under 11. Contact me at the Bronx Public Library in the graphic novel section.