Denny's Server Needed

Hello prospective Denny’s candidates and welcome to Dennyapp™! In light of the recent competition in the job market due to COVID-19, Denny’s HQ has developed a new, meritocratic and synergistic system for selected candidates. Simply kill someone in your desired position and take their place. Make sure to dream big and aim high: no busboy or administrator will be safe from your go getter attitude!

No cover letter or resume is needed to apply. All you need is a blunt object and feral craftiness to off our skilled managers and friendly employees. Please keep in mind that violations of the Geneva Convention are cause for immediate dismissal and additional sausage or bacon on the side of a Grand Slam will cost extra. In the unlikely case that you murder the CEO-- Mr. Denny himself-- it is standard procedure to eat his still beating heart so that you gain his business savvy. Good luck!

We know you bastards are desperate. Show your Denny’s spirit today by drawing first blood.