People and places to avoid in NYC

The chess players in Washington Square Park
The bunny ear man on 42nd
Tom Selleck
That one Bill Cosby impersonator at Harold Square
The unofficial Holocaust museum, aka The Diamond District
The reservoir pond in Central Park where they filmed scenes from Marathon Man and where the ghost of Laurence Olivier now taunts you from afar each time you visit
Gary. Avoid him at all costs.
The Antidisestablishmentarianism Group of America that protests once every three years on the third full moon at City Hall (they’re anti-Daylight Savings and neutral on gun control)