Johnny Sins Will Sin No More
The nation mourns American hero Johnny Sins after he succumbed to a heart attack this fall. An incredibly hard worker, he had many occupations such as being a soldier, pizza delivery man, plumber, teacher, and doctor among many others before founding Sins production company. “He was just soooooo good, makes you almost magnetically attached to him,” a former student of his high school physics class recalls. “Too bad the extra credit made my ass hurt but it COMES in handy.” Millions of men raised a hardened erect cock in his honor tonight.